Argentum (pargentum) wrote,
Argentum
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Да

http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2005/11/trial_redundanc.html

For example, juries could have the following choices:

Verdict                      Sentence

100% Guilty                Kill him in a highly

                                entertaining fashion and

                                give all of his stuff to

                                the victim’s family.

Probably Guilty           Just give his money to the victim’s family.

Slight Chance            Set him free to date women who

He’s Guilty                have inexplicably bad judgment.

0% Guilty                    Execute the prosecuting attorney


It’s the last one that’s the real money saver.

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